Never Share Again… thanks taco bell. you suck.

I don’t really have a super long bit of information about this.  I just want to point out that while I was chilling out watching a Bulls game the other night, I noticed a new ad from taco bell (not capitalizing…. they suck, read title)  They have a new product called something or other grillers… basically another in their long line of crap rolled up in a flour tortilla.  The twist is these are “appetizers”… so they roll up whatever the crap is inside even smaller and tighter.  It’s like they realize they no longer can roll/fold up a decent sized burrito, so they went the other direction, SMALLER? Oh, but it’s totally cool, because these are just appetizer sized treats.  Whatever about what it actually is, it’s the lead voiceover deal in the commercial that grinds my gears.  He says “NEVER SHARE AGAIN” as they show a few “dudes” on a couch, seemingly having a tough time navigating chicken wings and possibly nachos.  They are a mess of tangled arms and sauce dipping accident waiting to happen.  Yep.  Taker talk from politics are now in the realm of fast food ads.  What the fuck is wrong with sharing again?  Ugh.  Once a year or so, I feel the need to have grade D meat and waxy beans rolled up into what they call a burrito supreme, I usually have a nice guilty pleasure moment from the whole thing.  They might have lost me with this new advertisement.  I like the idea of sharing.  Also, if you live in a city with any kind of latino population, please… for the love of good food, hit up a Taquería, this is where you will find food that might make you feel good inside.  The bell is not just going to make you run for the border, drop some coffee on things and you will be running… ok, you know all about this part, so I will let that be.  In Champaign/Urbana, El Charro.  peep game.  And take some friends, order different things, and Share Again.

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